DAC Is Over And Those That Did Not Attend Want To Know How I

"Site" should be "sight". If it was a resumé I'd be rejecting it :-)

Oh, if we're commenting on spelling - "their" should be "there" in subhead, and "sunburn" should be "sunburned" in last paragraph. But if I were sitting next to Mt. Rainier typing, I suspect I'd be subject to a few typos as well. Free pass this time...
It'll be interesting to see if the hiring prediction pans out...